I suck, but nobody reads this so only I know.

It has been a while since I swore I would "reconnect" with this thing. I guess I shouldn't be surprised; I've never been good with routine. On a side note, when did the checkout people of wallmart stop loading your bags into your cart? I already hate the place, and tonight I had to put my bags into my cart while the lady stood there and watched me. She seemed impatient because she couldn't start checking out the person behind me until my stuff was cleared. I suggest checking out the good people of walmart.

If you have more time to waste, you should also check out this ridiculousness.


I decided not to dedicate this to quotes, which makes the title - inaccurate? I don't care. I might still add some from time to time, but I realized that most of them are wildly inappropriate. It seems that I have written down a massive amount of quotes using the word "penis". Maybe that says something about the people I hang out with... I don't know.

Anyway, I will leave with this:

"Shmedium" - when guys were shirts that are so fitted they could very well be from their childhood. It's supposed to be a cross between small and medium - I know it should be smedium, but I didn't say it (and I think it's better this way).